unconsciousness would be an undesirable outcome

[self_composed]

On Sunday, Bella drives to the movie theater with Angela in tow, and her car breaks on the way home from Angela's house. She calls a tow truck, and calls her dad, and she goes home in the cop car and her station wagon goes on vacation to the mechanic.

On Monday, Charlie drives Bella to school.

As she's been discharged from the car and Charlie pulls away, a van driven by a panicking teenager screams out of nowhere towards Bella.

Making wishes is easy.

It is not automatic. It is not instantaneous.

The van creams Bella, good and proper.

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[self_composed]

"Nice," she says, and she yawns. "Heh, you fixed me. I was getting a pentagon like every five seconds. Now I'm just tired."

She closes her eyes and opens them again. "Where's my dad?"

[edgeofyourseat]

"He went home," says Alice. "It's been a while. You want all these back?" He gestures to the pile of pentagons in his lap.

[self_composed]

She peers over at them. "Uh, maybe, I dunno, I have six new ones now... How are we going to explain this medical miracle?"

[edgeofyourseat]

"Well, it's not like I'm ever gonna need to borrow from you again," Alice says cheerfully. "Might as well keep 'em on your necklace for now, right? And I don't have a fucking clue, you're the smart one here. My brilliant plan for getting in here to see you was to wait for visiting hours and cry a lot."

[self_composed]

"Mkay." She squares the pentagons out of his lap. "Uh, hm. Medical miracle. Including pin-vanishing. Is my backpack in here? I dunno how big a coin I need to Jedi mind trick my dad and a bunch of doctors." She closes her eyes. "Plus my mom. He'd have called her."

[edgeofyourseat]

"Yeah," he says, and fetches said backpack.

[self_composed]

Her various extremities are still in casts and the like. She squares them away. "Make sure nobody comes in before I have a good plan. Is there some obvious option besides brainwashing everybody, re-injuring myself, and allowing the media to descend upon me to find out how I got God to heal me?"

[edgeofyourseat]

"...We could just change all the actual, like, records," he suggests. "...Nah, probably wouldn't—well, wait, hang on, what if we just wish you up to look like you've still got a shitload of broken bones?"

[self_composed]

"Then I lie in this hospital bed for months, I guess, but that still might be best. Maybe I can refuse medical care and 'recuperate' at home? No, I'm a minor..." She digs through her backpack and seeks Helpful Charts.

[edgeofyourseat]

"We could," he stops, swallows, tries again, "just let your dad in on the whole magic thing. He seemed... okay, I guess."

[self_composed]

"Charlie would be good about it," Bella says. "But he wouldn't like it. He'd freak out." She chews her lip. "Which might actually help. I could call him and tell him I want him to bring me home, and that I can explain if he really wants but he could also just trust me. And then I get someone to bring me schoolwork and work on my plan to take over the world until I could realistically make public appearances again."

The Helpful Charts do not list "Jedi mind trick" as a possible thing.

[edgeofyourseat]

"...that sounds pretty workable," says Alice. He sounds fairly uncomfortable with it, though.

[self_composed]

"My dad is not like your dad," Bella says. "Would I live here if he was?"

[edgeofyourseat]

"Oh, I know your dad is not like my dad," he says. "But I don't... know it. You know? Like, I get it on the head level, but the gut level still wants to be about a state away from anything to do with him."

[self_composed]

Bella nods.

The Helpful Charts do list illusions of various sorts. She expends a square; convincing appearances of casts appear where there had previously been real ones. "This will probably hold up to casual scrutiny as long as no one tries to write their name on one and I don't absentmindedly scratch my arm," she says. "I don't suppose my phone survived impact. And I don't really want to see how long I can fool a doctor with fake casts. Can I borrow your phone?"

[edgeofyourseat]

"Yeah," he says, passing it over.

[self_composed]

Bella dials her home phone number. This is kind of weird-looking, since the phone is passing through a few splints on her fingers.

Her dad picks up instantly.

"Hi, Dad," Bella says.

[edgeofyourseat]

Alice lets out a breath.

Hearing her talk to him helps, actually.

[self_composed]

"Yeah, I'm awake - don't get in the car now, I wanna talk," Bella says. "Okay, so. I'm awake. I am much, much less hurt than what you think you saw. I want to go home, and I can't leave against medical advice since I'm seventeen. Can you check me out of here?"

[edgeofyourseat]

Yeah. Hearing her talk to him helps a lot.

Alice smiles.

[self_composed]

"Well, Dad, I could explain that, and you could not believe me, and you could ask me to prove it, and I could do that, and you could spend all afternoon hyperventilating," Bella says. "Or, you could take me out of here and not have to take weeks off work to be able to visit me and I won't have to eat hospital food and you won't have to eat your own cooking."

[edgeofyourseat]

He giggles softly.

[self_composed]

"I'd really rather not prove to all the doctors that I'm ready to leave first," Bella says. "I think I can prove it to your satisfaction - yes, Dad. I know you are not a doctor."

[edgeofyourseat]

(Snort.)

[self_composed]

"I couldn't stand on my head even if I hadn't been hit by a car," Bella says. "But I can walk around the room. Will you take me home if I can walk around the room? Please?" Pause. "I'll make the nice chicken recipe for dinner..."