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Isabella Marie Swan ✴ "Stella" ([personal profile] self_composed) wrote2013-03-19 03:47 pm

it's a dead man's party

The guest list winds up being pretty huge.

To start with, there are now eight Bells. Pattern isn't bringing anyone besides herself, and Aegis no one besides herself and her Whistle, but everyone else -

Between Alice, the Joker, the rescued Queenie, Kas, Micaiah, and Sue, plus Ghosty who Amariah picked up on her way home, that's seven Whistles. (Stella thinks ahead: there is a soundproofed orgy chamber away from the main party awning. With a few nodes off of it in case more than one orgy forms; she can think of at least two other likely ones.)

There's an equally absurd number of Sherlocks and Tonies if you count them together. They have Juliet's matched set, Shell Bell's matched set, two other matched sets from Bell-less worlds (one with souled vampire, one both human), a stray Tony, and a stray Sherlock from Downside.

Amariah grabbed a random Libby on top of the random extra Whistle, but at least she's not incorporating anyone from home.

Golden's bringing much of her family and many of her friends - although Edward is staying home, that still leaves Elspeth and Jacob, Alice and Jasper with little Brandon, Rosalie and Emmett and little Henry, Nathan accompanying his mate and their child Kerron, Esme and Carlisle and their Lily, Addy, and Elena who'll get to see her brother. Golden claims that this is a conservative list and she could easily have produced another twenty enthusiastic guests. Stella doesn't doubt it. She puts up a few signs reading Please Conduct Adult Conversation Only Via Brainphone. Little Half-Vampires Have Good Ears And Perfect Memories. As a last-minute surprise, Golden has taken Elspeth's suggestion to bring Edward's deceased mother Elizabeth, too.

Juliet has, on top of her boyfriend and his - progenitor? - her tiny Libby, James, a tagalong thereto called Virginia, and a ghost called Minnie, plus Giles.

Angela's list is more modest: her, her husband, and their friends Alleluia and Caleb.

Shell Bell is responsible for half the Sherlocks-and-Tonies all by herself, a tagalong called Pepper, and also someone called Darcy and also Matilda. (Shell Bell is also the reason Angela is not inviting her brother-in-law.)

Stella herself is responsible for inviting Libby, Orfeo, Chris, Mary, Anna, Sandy, Eights, Chainsaw, Lazarus, Kolya (who is informed that it would be awfully inconvenient for a majority of Bells to all have to coordinate on pretending he doesn't exist when only one of them has even met him to be able to identify him in the first place, so he can simply stay home if he's planning to be hidey), and Bridget.

Stella sets up a name tag system. Everyone will have a tag stuck to them. Solo persons - a minority - will just have their names. People with template names and nicknames will have both stamped on automatically. ("Hi! I'm a Bell, and you can call me Stella!"; "Hi! I'm a Whistle, and you can call me Alice!" "Hi! I'm a Sherlock, and I don't have a distinguishing nickname yet but as soon as I pick one it will appear here!")

She conjures up a nice buffet of food and beverages which will stay its correct temperature until consumed, and assorted synthetics for the vampires (labeled not for human consumption), and dishes and flatware (all glass; even some of the food-eating guests might dissolve anything else) and fusses with the awning opacity until it lets in just the right amount of sun, and, what the hell, she throws in a stage in case Angela wants to sing or she decides to play the flute or someone decides to pentagon some other performative skill to entertain the crowd. She makes sure there are enough bathrooms for all the people who still need bathrooms.

She puts out a few tables here and there with little bowls of squares and triangles - a mix of her glowing red and Alice's shifty black - in them for everyone's convenience. She accumulates coins in those sizes faster than she generally uses them and has a great many, so there are plenty for anyone to dip and wish if something comes up. She double-checks to make sure the Martian ground rules prohibit any misuses available for those size coins.

Jane gets one of those high-tech holographic projectors, on wheels, which she promptly manifests in, drives around the floor, and makes faces through.
yourheartstrings: (⑵ 'cause they found new toys)

[personal profile] yourheartstrings 2013-03-20 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
"That," the Joker says smugly, "is my kid. I made him." She pokes Nathan in the ribs. "He helped."
colorshapes: (explain you a thing)

[personal profile] colorshapes 2013-03-20 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
"I'm Kerron! I'm always cute and right now I'm also a blue fox!" says Kerron, propping himself up by his front paws on Micaiah's knee. "You look like Mummy too, how many Mummy-people are there?"
yovahs_kisses: (⑸ that's a nasty story)

[personal profile] yovahs_kisses 2013-03-20 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
"I think I might be the last," he says, glancing around. "Can I snuggle you a little?"
temporal_affairs: (d ~ lovable rogue)

[personal profile] temporal_affairs 2013-03-20 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
"Wasn't there going to be another one?" asks Nathan, glancing around.
yovahs_kisses: (⑵ I do love you a little)

[personal profile] yovahs_kisses 2013-03-20 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
Micaiah snuggles Kerron the adorable fox.
manofmyword: Smirking, pushing hair out of face. (⑸ well hello beautifulll~)

[personal profile] manofmyword 2013-03-20 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
And a person appears out of thin air, not all at once but in stages, building himself from the inside out. Very quickly, but not too quickly for a vampire's sight to catch the intermediary stages.

He has the Joker's scars.

He is wearing a little black dress not dissimilar to Queenie's, or at least, he is once it assembles itself on top of his skin; last of all, a nametag sticks itself to his chest, declaring him to be a Whistle whom you can call Ghosty.

"Boo," he chirps.
temporal_affairs: (c ~ heheh)

[personal profile] temporal_affairs 2013-03-20 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
"Hi, Ghosty," says Nathan.
colorshapes: (holy moly!)

[personal profile] colorshapes 2013-03-20 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
Kerron's got nearly vampiric sight.

"Whoa! You put yourself together inside out! Do it again do it again!"
manofmyword: Laughing maniacally. (⑴ ahahahaha!!!!!)

[personal profile] manofmyword 2013-03-20 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
...Giggling, he disassembles (the nametag disappears) and reassembles immediately in the same spot (it appears again).
colorshapes: (butter wouldn't melt)

[personal profile] colorshapes 2013-03-20 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
Kerron attempts to clap his hands, but he doesn't have any right now, so he settles for saying, "Yay!"
manofmyword: Hands, seen through jail cell bars. (⑼ the store by the dungeon)

[personal profile] manofmyword 2013-03-20 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
Ghosty laughs and reaches down to give Kerron scritches.
colorshapes: (daddy's boy)

[personal profile] colorshapes 2013-03-20 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
Can Kerron still purr while he's a fox? Why yes, it turns out he can!
manofmyword: Grinning, eyes nearly closed. (⑶ now i see the funny side)

[personal profile] manofmyword 2013-03-20 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
N'awwwwwwwwwww.



"All right," he says, "that's enough kid time for me."

And he disassembles again.
Edited 2013-03-20 03:04 (UTC)
yourheartstrings: (⑶ we got no principles)

[personal profile] yourheartstrings 2013-03-20 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
"...Hmmmm," says the Joker.

The whole group of alts exchanges a look.
colorshapes: (watching the colors)

[personal profile] colorshapes 2013-03-20 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
Kerron peers at the colorshapes that are flying through the air.
temporal_affairs: (k ~ oh dear lord)

[personal profile] temporal_affairs 2013-03-20 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
Nathan can't see the colorshapes, but he can see that quizzical look. "Hey, kiddo, let's go meet some other Her Majesties or something and let all the Mummies do Mummy things," he says briskly, scooping the fox out of Micaiah's arms.
yourheartstrings: (⑵ 'cause they found new toys)

[personal profile] yourheartstrings 2013-03-20 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
"See ya, munchkin," says the Joker, and teleports away. The rest of them follow.