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Isabella Marie Swan ✴ "Stella" ([personal profile] self_composed) wrote2013-03-19 03:47 pm

it's a dead man's party

The guest list winds up being pretty huge.

To start with, there are now eight Bells. Pattern isn't bringing anyone besides herself, and Aegis no one besides herself and her Whistle, but everyone else -

Between Alice, the Joker, the rescued Queenie, Kas, Micaiah, and Sue, plus Ghosty who Amariah picked up on her way home, that's seven Whistles. (Stella thinks ahead: there is a soundproofed orgy chamber away from the main party awning. With a few nodes off of it in case more than one orgy forms; she can think of at least two other likely ones.)

There's an equally absurd number of Sherlocks and Tonies if you count them together. They have Juliet's matched set, Shell Bell's matched set, two other matched sets from Bell-less worlds (one with souled vampire, one both human), a stray Tony, and a stray Sherlock from Downside.

Amariah grabbed a random Libby on top of the random extra Whistle, but at least she's not incorporating anyone from home.

Golden's bringing much of her family and many of her friends - although Edward is staying home, that still leaves Elspeth and Jacob, Alice and Jasper with little Brandon, Rosalie and Emmett and little Henry, Nathan accompanying his mate and their child Kerron, Esme and Carlisle and their Lily, Addy, and Elena who'll get to see her brother. Golden claims that this is a conservative list and she could easily have produced another twenty enthusiastic guests. Stella doesn't doubt it. She puts up a few signs reading Please Conduct Adult Conversation Only Via Brainphone. Little Half-Vampires Have Good Ears And Perfect Memories. As a last-minute surprise, Golden has taken Elspeth's suggestion to bring Edward's deceased mother Elizabeth, too.

Juliet has, on top of her boyfriend and his - progenitor? - her tiny Libby, James, a tagalong thereto called Virginia, and a ghost called Minnie, plus Giles.

Angela's list is more modest: her, her husband, and their friends Alleluia and Caleb.

Shell Bell is responsible for half the Sherlocks-and-Tonies all by herself, a tagalong called Pepper, and also someone called Darcy and also Matilda. (Shell Bell is also the reason Angela is not inviting her brother-in-law.)

Stella herself is responsible for inviting Libby, Orfeo, Chris, Mary, Anna, Sandy, Eights, Chainsaw, Lazarus, Kolya (who is informed that it would be awfully inconvenient for a majority of Bells to all have to coordinate on pretending he doesn't exist when only one of them has even met him to be able to identify him in the first place, so he can simply stay home if he's planning to be hidey), and Bridget.

Stella sets up a name tag system. Everyone will have a tag stuck to them. Solo persons - a minority - will just have their names. People with template names and nicknames will have both stamped on automatically. ("Hi! I'm a Bell, and you can call me Stella!"; "Hi! I'm a Whistle, and you can call me Alice!" "Hi! I'm a Sherlock, and I don't have a distinguishing nickname yet but as soon as I pick one it will appear here!")

She conjures up a nice buffet of food and beverages which will stay its correct temperature until consumed, and assorted synthetics for the vampires (labeled not for human consumption), and dishes and flatware (all glass; even some of the food-eating guests might dissolve anything else) and fusses with the awning opacity until it lets in just the right amount of sun, and, what the hell, she throws in a stage in case Angela wants to sing or she decides to play the flute or someone decides to pentagon some other performative skill to entertain the crowd. She makes sure there are enough bathrooms for all the people who still need bathrooms.

She puts out a few tables here and there with little bowls of squares and triangles - a mix of her glowing red and Alice's shifty black - in them for everyone's convenience. She accumulates coins in those sizes faster than she generally uses them and has a great many, so there are plenty for anyone to dip and wish if something comes up. She double-checks to make sure the Martian ground rules prohibit any misuses available for those size coins.

Jane gets one of those high-tech holographic projectors, on wheels, which she promptly manifests in, drives around the floor, and makes faces through.
she_sells_seashells: bitey (e ~ bitey)

[personal profile] she_sells_seashells 2013-03-21 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh, no," says Shell Bell. "We don't have to let him come back. That's only for people who aren't dangerous and haven't annoyed us. He can just stay Downside."
her_imperial_radiance: (l ~ excuse me)

[personal profile] her_imperial_radiance 2013-03-21 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
"Not personally, maybe, but Libby, I think I heard that you helped Stella interview for her extras when Alice went missing?"
pythbox: A book. (Default)

[personal profile] pythbox 2013-03-21 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
"Good plan!" says Iron Man.

Nodding all round.
Edited 2013-03-21 01:46 (UTC)
cross_and_bow: (f ~ level)

[personal profile] cross_and_bow 2013-03-21 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
"Anybody else who belongs on the no-fly list?" inquires Juliet.
prima_sequentem: (ℚ all kinds of innocent)

[personal profile] prima_sequentem 2013-03-21 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
"I did!" says Libby. "Apparently they've got a couple of alts around here somewhere - I saw them chatting before they went to join the Whistles."

"Interesting," says Slipstick. "Sure, I could lend a hand there. If she hasn't already got one by the time she leaves the party."
pythbox: A book. (Default)

[personal profile] pythbox 2013-03-21 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
"Ivan Vanko," he says. "Not quite as big an asshole, but he did try to ruin my life recently and his preferred method involved killing a lot of people, so my feelings are not friendly."

The name doesn't seem to strike a bell with anyone else.
Edited 2013-03-21 01:53 (UTC)
neverbeatme: Looking sideways, leaning forward. (ℚ await and observe)

[personal profile] neverbeatme 2013-03-21 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
"So," says James, looking between Libby and Elspeth and Orfeo and Jacob, "what's with the escorts?"
she_sells_seashells: maybe (Default)

[personal profile] she_sells_seashells 2013-03-21 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
Shell Bell taps her ring.
mind_game: (jewel)

[personal profile] mind_game 2013-03-21 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
[You got it,] Jane broadcasts to the convocation.
cross_and_bow: (d ~ eyeroll)

[personal profile] cross_and_bow 2013-03-21 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
"So," says Juliet. "Nicknames. Many of you are nigh-indistinguishable - at least to those of us who aren't Sherlocks - and not having different names doesn't help."
her_imperial_radiance: (c ~ happy)

[personal profile] her_imperial_radiance 2013-03-21 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
"Jake is my wolf and Orfeo is Libby's," says Elspeth. "I didn't bring my pamphlets with me but - ooh." She dips into one of the bowls of squares and conjures up a few complete stacks, and hands James one on wolves.
bitofafiction: Smiling: fond amusement. (!= that was Victorian)

[personal profile] bitofafiction 2013-03-21 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
"It's the Sherlocks who seem to vary," says one of same. "Vampire, different vampire, human, different human, and then..." he waves a hand vaguely at Strat, "you. The attached Tonies are not so easily distinguished."
neverbeatme: Grinning; vastly entertained. (ℂ not unlike a smile)

[personal profile] neverbeatme 2013-03-21 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
"Ooh," she says dryly. "A pamphlet."

But she does read it.
she_sells_seashells: (b ~ skyward)

[personal profile] she_sells_seashells 2013-03-21 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
Shell Bell clearly has a favorite Sherlock. There may be some leaning and gazing going on between moments when she's not addressing the group.
cross_and_bow: (g ~ perhaps)

[personal profile] cross_and_bow 2013-03-21 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
"Whistles usually just get outright named by their attached Bells, but half of you don't have attached Bells," says Juliet. "Besides, I can't think of anything good."
dont_look_back: (got some eyebrows)

[personal profile] dont_look_back 2013-03-21 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
"Her Highness does good pamphlets," laughs Orfeo. "Short version is I took one look at Libby and I was all magically gone over her, likewise Jake and the Princess."
sicaria: Reaching for something. (⑽ just a touch)

[personal profile] sicaria 2013-03-21 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
"Yes," says Sherlock, patting Bell fondly on the shoulder, "that is the trouble. No one can think of anything good."
dearsweetsoulful: Grinning affectionately. (!= the next best thing)

[personal profile] dearsweetsoulful 2013-03-21 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh, I don't know," says another Sherlock. "'Plus and Minus' wasn't bad. But the rest of you can't describe yourselves easily by your formative soul status."
she_sells_seashells: (k ~ chilly)

[personal profile] she_sells_seashells 2013-03-21 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
"And three of the sets come from eerily similar worlds, so there's no playing on that theme. And I don't think my Sherlock and Tony want to pick up on any of the titles the media invented for them."
cross_and_bow: (d ~ eyeroll)

[personal profile] cross_and_bow 2013-03-21 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
"I'm beginning to see why Jarvis was so tempted to just outright number the eerily similar worlds."
neverbeatme: Smug; triumphant. (ℕ attend my victory)

[personal profile] neverbeatme 2013-03-21 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeah," says James, "there's a lot of that in your world, isn't there."
her_imperial_radiance: (g ~ sigh)

[personal profile] her_imperial_radiance 2013-03-21 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
"Well, two kinds of it," says Elspeth. "Stella's precog Mary has been helping with the wolves, and now that Aunt Alice has cleared up her blind spots she can do it herself - and she was already keeping a lookout for problematic instances of the vampire version."
bitofafiction: Smiling: fond amusement. (!= that was Victorian)

[personal profile] bitofafiction 2013-03-21 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
"Let's all take a moment to be thankful that we don't have to assign distinguishing nicknames to the Jarvises."
cross_and_bow: (g ~ perhaps)

[personal profile] cross_and_bow 2013-03-21 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
"Unless at least two of them start being capable of showing up to parties and getting mixed up, yeah," says Juliet, "not a priority."
she_sells_seashells: (f ~ becalmed)

[personal profile] she_sells_seashells 2013-03-21 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
"How did you settle on 'Strat'?" Shell Bell asks Strat.

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