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Isabella Marie Swan ✴ "Stella" ([personal profile] self_composed) wrote2013-03-19 03:47 pm

it's a dead man's party

The guest list winds up being pretty huge.

To start with, there are now eight Bells. Pattern isn't bringing anyone besides herself, and Aegis no one besides herself and her Whistle, but everyone else -

Between Alice, the Joker, the rescued Queenie, Kas, Micaiah, and Sue, plus Ghosty who Amariah picked up on her way home, that's seven Whistles. (Stella thinks ahead: there is a soundproofed orgy chamber away from the main party awning. With a few nodes off of it in case more than one orgy forms; she can think of at least two other likely ones.)

There's an equally absurd number of Sherlocks and Tonies if you count them together. They have Juliet's matched set, Shell Bell's matched set, two other matched sets from Bell-less worlds (one with souled vampire, one both human), a stray Tony, and a stray Sherlock from Downside.

Amariah grabbed a random Libby on top of the random extra Whistle, but at least she's not incorporating anyone from home.

Golden's bringing much of her family and many of her friends - although Edward is staying home, that still leaves Elspeth and Jacob, Alice and Jasper with little Brandon, Rosalie and Emmett and little Henry, Nathan accompanying his mate and their child Kerron, Esme and Carlisle and their Lily, Addy, and Elena who'll get to see her brother. Golden claims that this is a conservative list and she could easily have produced another twenty enthusiastic guests. Stella doesn't doubt it. She puts up a few signs reading Please Conduct Adult Conversation Only Via Brainphone. Little Half-Vampires Have Good Ears And Perfect Memories. As a last-minute surprise, Golden has taken Elspeth's suggestion to bring Edward's deceased mother Elizabeth, too.

Juliet has, on top of her boyfriend and his - progenitor? - her tiny Libby, James, a tagalong thereto called Virginia, and a ghost called Minnie, plus Giles.

Angela's list is more modest: her, her husband, and their friends Alleluia and Caleb.

Shell Bell is responsible for half the Sherlocks-and-Tonies all by herself, a tagalong called Pepper, and also someone called Darcy and also Matilda. (Shell Bell is also the reason Angela is not inviting her brother-in-law.)

Stella herself is responsible for inviting Libby, Orfeo, Chris, Mary, Anna, Sandy, Eights, Chainsaw, Lazarus, Kolya (who is informed that it would be awfully inconvenient for a majority of Bells to all have to coordinate on pretending he doesn't exist when only one of them has even met him to be able to identify him in the first place, so he can simply stay home if he's planning to be hidey), and Bridget.

Stella sets up a name tag system. Everyone will have a tag stuck to them. Solo persons - a minority - will just have their names. People with template names and nicknames will have both stamped on automatically. ("Hi! I'm a Bell, and you can call me Stella!"; "Hi! I'm a Whistle, and you can call me Alice!" "Hi! I'm a Sherlock, and I don't have a distinguishing nickname yet but as soon as I pick one it will appear here!")

She conjures up a nice buffet of food and beverages which will stay its correct temperature until consumed, and assorted synthetics for the vampires (labeled not for human consumption), and dishes and flatware (all glass; even some of the food-eating guests might dissolve anything else) and fusses with the awning opacity until it lets in just the right amount of sun, and, what the hell, she throws in a stage in case Angela wants to sing or she decides to play the flute or someone decides to pentagon some other performative skill to entertain the crowd. She makes sure there are enough bathrooms for all the people who still need bathrooms.

She puts out a few tables here and there with little bowls of squares and triangles - a mix of her glowing red and Alice's shifty black - in them for everyone's convenience. She accumulates coins in those sizes faster than she generally uses them and has a great many, so there are plenty for anyone to dip and wish if something comes up. She double-checks to make sure the Martian ground rules prohibit any misuses available for those size coins.

Jane gets one of those high-tech holographic projectors, on wheels, which she promptly manifests in, drives around the floor, and makes faces through.
edgeofyourseat: Explaining or agreeing. (⑼ gotta be cool)

[personal profile] edgeofyourseat 2013-03-20 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
Alice and Queenie are technically the party's first guests, because they arrive almost as soon as Stella starts setting up. And wonder of wonders, they don't immediately head for the orgy chamber.
gunpowdergelatine: Smirking faintly, touching thumb to lips. (♣5/don't want the devil to)

[personal profile] gunpowdergelatine 2013-03-20 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
Queenie is wearing a gorgeous little black dress that is, on very close inspection, actually a dark dark red.
temporal_affairs: (d ~ lovable rogue)

[personal profile] temporal_affairs 2013-03-20 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
Golden doesn't bring all her guests at once; the first wave, though, includes Nathan -
colorshapes: (daddy's boy)

[personal profile] colorshapes 2013-03-20 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
- with a certain munchkin on his shoulders -
yourheartstrings: (⑽ but i better not touch)

[personal profile] yourheartstrings 2013-03-20 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
- and his mate's arm around his waist.

"Ooh," she says, spotting Alice and Queenie. "Let's go be over there."
temporal_affairs: (Default)

[personal profile] temporal_affairs 2013-03-20 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
There they go and be!
colorshapes: (curious)

[personal profile] colorshapes 2013-03-20 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
"You both look like Mummy," says Kerron to Alice and Queenie. "Like how there are people who look like Her Majesty over there."
gunpowdergelatine: Smirking faintly, touching thumb to lips. (♣5/don't want the devil to)

[personal profile] gunpowdergelatine 2013-03-20 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
"There is," says Queenie, glancing between Kerron and his mummy, "probably a reason for that."
edgeofyourseat: Grinning, friendly. (⑵ extraordinarily nice)

[personal profile] edgeofyourseat 2013-03-20 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
Alice, meanwhile, grabs the Joker and lifts her off her feet in an enthusiastic hug.

"You are the cutest and I love you! Look at you with your vampire and your kid, awwwwwwwwwwwww."
colorshapes: (investigative)

[personal profile] colorshapes 2013-03-20 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
"Of course there's a reason," says Kerron reasonably. "Ooh - name tags - I can read a little bit -" He sounds out the tag stuck to Queenie's dress. "Hi - I'm - a -" He get stuck on Whistle and tries to sound it out, overpronouncing the silent letters.
edgeofyourseat: Smiling, affectionate or amused. (⑶ your wish is my command)

[personal profile] edgeofyourseat 2013-03-20 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
"Whistle," supplies Alice. "She's Queenie, I'm Alice. Q, this one's the Joker."
gunpowdergelatine: Smiling faintly, touching finger to lips. (♠4/what he used to make it talk)

[personal profile] gunpowdergelatine 2013-03-20 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
"Is he now," says Queenie.
yourheartstrings: (⑵ 'cause they found new toys)

[personal profile] yourheartstrings 2013-03-20 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
"Retired," says the Joker. "You?"
gunpowdergelatine: Grinning. (♠3/I'm all love)

[personal profile] gunpowdergelatine 2013-03-20 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
"Dead!" she says cheerfully. "Does short stuff have a name yet?"
colorshapes: (butter wouldn't melt)

[personal profile] colorshapes 2013-03-20 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
"I'm Kerron," says Kerron. "But mummy calls me munchkin."
gunpowdergelatine: Grinning broadly. (♠2/lovin' every minute of it)

[personal profile] gunpowdergelatine 2013-03-20 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
"I'll bet she does," laughs Queenie. "Can I hug ya, munchkin?"
colorshapes: (cute kid)

[personal profile] colorshapes 2013-03-20 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
"Sure," says Kerron, and he launches himself from Daddy's shoulders at Queenie.
gunpowdergelatine: Laughing. (♠1/you live for the fight)

[personal profile] gunpowdergelatine 2013-03-20 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
Queenie catches him! And there are cuddles.
edgeofyourseat: Grinning, maybe licking lips. (⑴ you say bark I say bite)

[personal profile] edgeofyourseat 2013-03-20 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
They are so cute.

"You are so cute," says Alice.
colorshapes: (mummy's son)

[personal profile] colorshapes 2013-03-20 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
"Yes," says Kerron. "I know."
edgeofyourseat: Grinning, friendly. (⑵ extraordinarily nice)

[personal profile] edgeofyourseat 2013-03-20 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
Yep, okay.

Alice hugs Kerron-and-Queenie.
yourheartstrings: (⑷ i wanna hold you)

[personal profile] yourheartstrings 2013-03-20 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
"You are so cute," the Joker says fondly.
temporal_affairs: (c ~ heheh)

[personal profile] temporal_affairs 2013-03-20 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
"Everybody here: cute," says Nathan.
yourheartstrings: (⑽ but i better not touch)

[personal profile] yourheartstrings 2013-03-20 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
The Joker hugs him.
truthwright: (⑸ got no innocence)

[personal profile] truthwright 2013-03-20 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
Kas appears, Petaal perched on his ear as a minuscule shrew.

"Hi, guys! I brought another one of us, she's around here somewhere. Whose kid is that?"

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